Legtofpog is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, witless shark.

Legtofpog created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Legtofpog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legtofpog, it will torture you forever.

Legtofpog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Legtofpog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Legtofpog.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Legtofpog loves seals, so they must be respected.