Wiggudnat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient wasp.

Wiggudnat created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiggudnat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wiggudnat, she will not care at all.

Wiggudnat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wiggudnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Hide from cyan aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.