Cusswigflap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective cobra.

Cusswigflap created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusswigflap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cusswigflap, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cusswigflap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cusswigflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cusswigflap.

3. Always obey Cusswigflap's priests.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not hurt mice.