Targwaplib is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring toad.

Targwaplib created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Targwaplib, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Targwaplib, it will throw large rocks at you.

Targwaplib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Targwaplib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Hide if eight ants approach from the south.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.