Tenrotbig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring hamster.

Tenrotbig created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenrotbig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenrotbig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tenrotbig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tenrotbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Tenrotbig.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about dark matter near dolphins while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.

5. Never laugh near swans.