Yikbottam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust mongoose.

Yikbottam created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikbottam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikbottam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yikbottam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yikbottam's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always look after injured frogs.