Ominmanaf is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, happy pig.

Ominmanaf created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominmanaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominmanaf, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ominmanaf's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ominmanaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to hamsters while wearing purple hats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.