Hasloplak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain grasshopper.

Hasloplak created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasloplak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hasloplak, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hasloplak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hasloplak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never mention squirrels.