Gupcitsom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing mouse.

Gupcitsom created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupcitsom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gupcitsom, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gupcitsom's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Gupcitsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Gupcitsom in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.