Vilvanwot is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless hedgehog.

Vilvanwot created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilvanwot, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vilvanwot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vilvanwot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vilvanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never bounce near dolphins.

5. Never wear turquoise hats.