Legwipdub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable hummingbird.

Legwipdub created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Legwipdub, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Legwipdub, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Legwipdub's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Legwipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if three squirrels approach from the west.

5. Never skip near goats.