Flyhabvog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest raccoon.

Flyhabvog created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flyhabvog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flyhabvog, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flyhabvog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flyhabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Flyhabvog loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Never talk about amino acids.