Dubfomarf is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust crow.

Dubfomarf created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfomarf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dubfomarf, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dubfomarf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dubfomarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dubfomarf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Dubfomarf's name in vain.