Kadfodpak Queegdontar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic ant.

Kadfodpak Queegdontar created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kadfodpak Queegdontar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kadfodpak Queegdontar, he will turn you into a duck.

Kadfodpak Queegdontar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kadfodpak Queegdontar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Kadfodpak Queegdontar in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.