Nibpomwitweeyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain rhinoceros.

Nibpomwitweeyatt created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibpomwitweeyatt, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nibpomwitweeyatt, it will turn you into a goat.

Nibpomwitweeyatt's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nibpomwitweeyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never eat green fruit.