Afnartar is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, vain
goat.
Afnartar created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Afnartar, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Afnartar, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Afnartar's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Afnartar's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Afnartar in the centre of the settlement.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Always help sick swans.