Rutpiblog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm aardvark.

Rutpiblog created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutpiblog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rutpiblog, he will not care.

Rutpiblog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rutpiblog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space in gray.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.