Hinhakhanbap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying goat.

Hinhakhanbap created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinhakhanbap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinhakhanbap, it will destroy your home planet.

Hinhakhanbap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hinhakhanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing green rings and balancing four titanium spheres on your face.