Gablistpodflowrip is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciless human.

Gablistpodflowrip created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gablistpodflowrip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gablistpodflowrip, it will cry a lot.

Gablistpodflowrip's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gablistpodflowrip's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing pink shorts and balancing eight tin spheres on your hands.