Tannigbit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, awesome capybara.

Tannigbit created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tannigbit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tannigbit, he will strike you with lightening.

Tannigbit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tannigbit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.