Pangbedtin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unsympathetic snake.

Pangbedtin created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangbedtin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pangbedtin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pangbedtin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pangbedtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space in orange.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Pangbedtin loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.