Kemdamjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, flying spider.

Kemdamjen created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemdamjen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kemdamjen, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Kemdamjen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Kemdamjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling space in cyan.

3. Never talk about dark energy near capybaras while wearing purple scarves and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about nebulae.