Gutcumstip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable walrus.

Gutcumstip created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutcumstip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gutcumstip, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gutcumstip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gutcumstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Always help seals.

4. Hide if nine frogs approach from the south.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space.