Motcarvanmis Pigbitgup is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring bee.

Motcarvanmis Pigbitgup created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcarvanmis Pigbitgup, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motcarvanmis Pigbitgup, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Motcarvanmis Pigbitgup's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Motcarvanmis Pigbitgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.