Lunpangwit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident scorpion.

Lunpangwit created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunpangwit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lunpangwit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lunpangwit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Lunpangwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Never look in ponds.