Disscepyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented bee.

Disscepyarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscepyarp, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Disscepyarp, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Disscepyarp's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Disscepyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Always help gulls in need.