Henstangem is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing wolf.

Henstangem created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henstangem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Henstangem, he will turn you into a tree.

Henstangem's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Henstangem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing five tin spheres on your legs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always obey Henstangem's priests.

5. Never talk about fire.