Ruttkadcet is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful rhinoceros.

Ruttkadcet created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkadcet, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ruttkadcet, it will turn you into a worm.

Ruttkadcet's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ruttkadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not keep three gulls in a large pit.