Sinteenfagzen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing meerkat.

Sinteenfagzen created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinteenfagzen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinteenfagzen, it will turn you into a plant.

Sinteenfagzen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sinteenfagzen's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never paint your neck black.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space in indigo.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.