Stigfonbaf is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, charitable
elephant.
Stigfonbaf created water five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stigfonbaf, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Stigfonbaf, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Stigfonbaf's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Stigfonbaf's Holy Commandments1. Never wear orange scarves.
2. Do not chant in public.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Stigfonbaf loves badgers, so they must be honoured.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stigfonbaf.