Gebsomcussnullfenrilvanvid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage goblin.

Gebsomcussnullfenrilvanvid created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebsomcussnullfenrilvanvid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gebsomcussnullfenrilvanvid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gebsomcussnullfenrilvanvid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gebsomcussnullfenrilvanvid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help ants in need.