Bagbunzog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, blissful warg.

Bagbunzog created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbunzog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagbunzog, she will curse you with boils.

Bagbunzog's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bagbunzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Hide from gray frogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Bagbunzog's name in vain.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never think about archaea.