Honnattin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair chicken.

Honnattin created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honnattin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Honnattin, he will turn you into a goat.

Honnattin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Honnattin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven goats approach from the north.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling space in yellow.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Never think about dark matter near pigs while wearing pink hats and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.

5. Do not chop down trees.