Capjinjig Renhogpod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless sheep.

Capjinjig Renhogpod created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capjinjig Renhogpod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Capjinjig Renhogpod, he will jump up and down on your head.

Capjinjig Renhogpod's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Capjinjig Renhogpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Capjinjig Renhogpod.

3. Run away if four porpoises approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.