Gepomtrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful crane.

Gepomtrip created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepomtrip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gepomtrip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gepomtrip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gepomtrip's Holy Commandments

1. Gepomtrip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Retreat if three snakes approach from the north.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing pink jumpers and balancing four tin spheres on your face.