Tiktaillit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, resourceful camel.

Tiktaillit created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiktaillit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tiktaillit, she will cry a lot.

Tiktaillit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tiktaillit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tiktaillit's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near rats while wearing gray scarves and balancing four titanium spheres on your chest.

4. Tiktaillit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not kill doves.