Cimyakflan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, quiet duck.

Cimyakflan created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimyakflan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cimyakflan, he will turn you into a mole.

Cimyakflan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cimyakflan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimyakflan.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair white.