Cebxucsab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, boastful crane.

Cebxucsab created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebxucsab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cebxucsab, he will strike you with lightening.

Cebxucsab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cebxucsab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Cebxucsab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.