Yakvenaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart rhinoceros.

Yakvenaf created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakvenaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yakvenaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yakvenaf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yakvenaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Yakvenaf on top of important buildings.

2. You must pray to Yakvenaf nine times a day.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.