Canstikortvil Bissbemhonpasxinlargnellgil is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless hippopotamus.

Canstikortvil Bissbemhonpasxinlargnellgil created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canstikortvil Bissbemhonpasxinlargnellgil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Canstikortvil Bissbemhonpasxinlargnellgil, he will turn you into a snail.

Canstikortvil Bissbemhonpasxinlargnellgil's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Canstikortvil Bissbemhonpasxinlargnellgil's Holy Commandments

1. Canstikortvil Bissbemhonpasxinlargnellgil loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hide from gray swans for they are unholy.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.