Dagzedsand is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, weak clam.

Dagzedsand created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagzedsand, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dagzedsand, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dagzedsand's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dagzedsand's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling space in yellow.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Dagzedsand in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dagzedsand.

5. Never go into pink rooms.