Litvegboglikmilkemfag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, kind beaver.

Litvegboglikmilkemfag created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litvegboglikmilkemfag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Litvegboglikmilkemfag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Litvegboglikmilkemfag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Litvegboglikmilkemfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not take Litvegboglikmilkemfag's name in vain.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing turquoise stockings.

5. Never feed peanuts to porpoises while wearing cyan dresses.