Jenwippan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless parrot.

Jenwippan created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Jenwippan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jenwippan, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jenwippan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jenwippan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan trousers.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Always obey Jenwippan's priests.

5. Never write about bacteria.