Liddadyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating faun.

Liddadyarp created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liddadyarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Liddadyarp, it will throw large rocks at you.

Liddadyarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Liddadyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling space.

5. Do not chop down trees.