Gilyimgig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ruthless donkey.

Gilyimgig created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilyimgig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gilyimgig, it will cry a lot.

Gilyimgig's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gilyimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to aardvarks while wearing cyan dresses.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. You must love Gilyimgig.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.