Fubquamkin Gutgedmon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever pig.

Fubquamkin Gutgedmon created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubquamkin Gutgedmon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fubquamkin Gutgedmon, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fubquamkin Gutgedmon's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fubquamkin Gutgedmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Fubquamkin Gutgedmon on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fubquamkin Gutgedmon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of limes to ducks while wearing blue jumpers.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not stand on grass.