Fobkoplat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair fairy.

Fobkoplat created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobkoplat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fobkoplat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fobkoplat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fobkoplat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fobkoplat.

2. Never leap in the presence of cats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fobkoplat in the centre of the settlement.