Dagnuttdut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered bear.

Dagnuttdut created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dagnuttdut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dagnuttdut, it will turn you into a worm.

Dagnuttdut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dagnuttdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Dagnuttdut's priests.

5. Never feed gooseberries to pigs while wearing gray boots.