Babhimveg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud clam.

Babhimveg created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Babhimveg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Babhimveg, she will curse you with boils.

Babhimveg's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Babhimveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Babhimveg.

3. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.