Davpog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient hippopotamus.

Davpog created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davpog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davpog, she will make you grow a tail.

Davpog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Davpog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Put Davpog first in all things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.